Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Flu

Oh No! The flu got me. I have not been very healthy this winter, I think due to the perpetual cold, but I thought I had at least made it through without the flu. I am finally feeling well enough start being a functioning person again. Ben has been a sweetheart, and has tried his best to help me get better faster.
I went to the doctor on Monday, to get something to let me stop coughing long enough to get some sleep, and they gave me some pills. They really helped, the hours I have been awake, I have spent in a special I am the walrus goo goo g'joob stupor. I made myself into a tissue walrus, and focused deeply on getting better, and I think after a good night's sleep I will be back in the game.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Attack of the Otaku Date!

Ben and I decided to do our own unique take on Japan's Valentine's day gender reversal, so this weekend I took Ben out for a date in Akihabara.

We started out at Tokyo station and had lunch and an amazing Indian restaurant called Raj. We have eaten their before, and were in the mood to eat non-Japanese.

Akihabara is often referred to as the Otaku district, this is anime and video game mecca. (Check out Ben and my Previous trips to Akihabara: Harajuku and Akihabara, Otaku)

We had an outstanding time. Akihabara was more crowded than I have ever seen it, there were a few manga releases going on, I didn't catch the titles, but the lines for them were crazy! We walked past the dozens of Manga shops, figure shops, and arcades. Girls dressed as cat girls meowed at us as we walked past. Boobs oozed out of every corner, fake boobs, but not the kind found in LA, these were found on hundreds posters, animitronic girls, and plastic statues. Akihabara constantly tests the limits to the question "Is it porn?" It's a very creepy place, but a great place to spend a fun day in Tokyo.

Menu at Mononopu
One of Ben and my riskier gambles of "Is it porn?" was following one of the many advertizes down a back alley to a small cafe. She was wearing about 50 shades of pastel, and had more buttons on her than I could count. The place she took us to was incredibly creepy, but not because of the staff, the clientele was so sad it was hard to watch them. She had led us to a maid cafe (Rated PG 13). The man seated next to us was devastatingly shy, and could barely speak, he blushed every time the girls spoke with him, and ate an valentines cake by himself. Most of the guys there were regulars, and relished the paid hours they could have women dote on them. My presence was not welcome by anyone, as I stood as a real life example of their farce. It was an interesting experience, but I am unlikely to return.

Akihabara is probably one of the best places in the world if you enjoy arcades. I don't generally like arcades in The States, the games are tedious, their are crying children everywhere, and for some reason their is always pressure to win one of the stupid prizes by collecting tickets. Arcades in Japan don't distribute tickets, and instead focus on fun games. They have fighter games, driving games, card/video games, dancing games, and music games. My favorite style of games are the music games, I love the different ways they get players to interact with the music.

Ben and my favorite arcade was the Taito arcade, in Akihabara. There were 6 stories, none of them were pachinko (gambling), and the games were really fun. The games are a good deal there, you get 3 rounds for 100 yen rather than the standard single round. Their was an entire floor dedicated to music games, Ben and I spent most of our time playing the various music games in the arcade. It was a really fun way to spend a date.


Friday, February 15, 2013

Butting Bullhorns



HELLO THIS IS WATANABE (KTCH) PLEASE VOTE FOR ME (SKREEE) THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, THANK YOU. WATANABE. THANK YOU.  PLEASE THINK OF ME. HELLO THIS IS WATANABE OISKKCGM<> GOINNOIDGM DSKELK LKD EOHTCK (the sound of a second truck coming up on the first and both trucks trying to out yell the other)

Have you ever been so annoyed you threw a pair of pants at your wall? I hadn’t either… until this campaigning season. There are apparently 3 people (possibly more) running for office, two women and a man. For the past week and a half they have been driving around town blasting their bullhorns, and telling everyone to come vote for them. They start at 8 in the morning, and go till 9 at night.

They are so loud, for a country of people who are generally so mindful of community peace, I am very surprised this is their method of campaigning. I don’t see anyone interacting with the trucks, aside from children holding their hands over their ears, and adults staring as they let the DEMON HELL BEASTS, I mean trucks, go by. 

The campaigners are clearly amused by themselves, especially when two trucks find each other in town. At one point yesterday, the man and one of the women passed each other in town near our house, they both just started yelling their own names as loud as they could, it was so loud our whole house rattled.

Keep an eye on the news, if you hear about some crazy person steeling megaphones, and putting them on posts around her house like trophy heads, it wasn’t me…

Just to make myself feel better, I looked up other foreigners driven mad by Japanese megaphones: